"The Dead Zone" by Stephen King

So I've definitely watched the show (Anthony Michael Hall) and I've seen the movie (Christopher Walken) but this book was like ten times scarier than either of those. And I will say that it is still one of the milder Stephen Kings books, but it is just plain kind of creepy.

For those of you who don't know "The Dead Zone", it's about a man named John Smith (for real) who gets in a really bad accident and after he is in a coma for numerous years and wakes up with a sixth sense - to see into the future when he touches people or sometimes objects.

It doesn't sound terribly terrifying until he meets a man who is running for Congress - and John Smith sees that he will become president who will engage in a very awful war. He begins asking his friends, "If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?"

I think for anyone into politics, this book is extremely terrifying. Because, realistically, the scary thing about this book is not that he can see into the future - but it is often what he can see that is scary, which should make us all wonder about how scared we perhaps should be of the future.

The book is extremely entertaining.

"The Journal of Mortifying Moments" by Robin Harding

Oh gosh, I know, I read another book with a pink cover. Tsk tsk.

Well it was good enough. These books with pink covers weren't around before Sex and the City, I swear. And now they are everywhere. The whole genre of writing about someone who is relatively successful in Manhattan and has man troubles seems to take precedence in our society these days. I suppose I can only read so many murder mysteries before I get sick.

Anywho, this one is about a girl who isn't, surprisingly, perfect. She's a little larger than most, although she is still pretty and has a perfect life despite hating it. She's successful and has a super hot boyfriend, described as better looking than Patrick Dempsey.

I never quite know what to make of any of these books. I think they are all Sex and the City knock-offs - they all have the same basic story, same basic characters, a lot of the same problems. But they aren't Sex and the City! We only have room for one of those and we adore it, and we don't really need more.

I guess I get annoyed at how cutesy and how fairytale all of these turn out to be. In the real world things don't always go bad and then get better - it's often enough the reverse. I don't know, I just feel like all of these chick flick books (what on earth should we call them?) try soooo hard to relate to every last woman on this planet. I don't know.

I will say that I don't mind reading these books, but I guess it's just something that makes me a little sick inside.

"Ties That Bind" by Phillip Margolin

Um, I bought this book because it was like $3 at Sam's Club - but that's not a testament as to how good the book is, that has everything to do with how cheap Sam's Club is.

Anyways, I happen to love thriller / mystery types of books, but I also end up neglecting my life when I read them because I become completely enthralled and don't do anything else. So this one I read when I had an afternoon off. Oh no, actually this one I interrupted by my viewing of the Dark Knight, but whatever.

Still, I love Margolin's books and I think he's one of probably the best thriller writers currently. If you like Harlen Coben or James Patterson you'd probably be into Margolin's.

Well, this one was pretty good - like most mysteries it was about a murder (well, a few) that need a-solving and put the main character in danger. This one was particularly interesting because it involves a crime ring composed of high-profile Americans - senators, judges, etc.

It was pretty great - but don't do it unless you have a few hours or can just put it down. Good luck, mon frere.

"My French Whore" by Gene Wilder

That's right, I had to check out more Gene Wilder stuff. I wasn't quite as into this one, but it was probably wittier than the other Wilder book I read.

This novella revolved around a soldier during WWI who impersonates a famous spy, and meets a girl named Annie, who is basically a whore. They fall in love, get married, whatnot.

It was a pretty cute story, and a quick read. I really, truly admire his work because anything he's ever done on film you can see so much him in it, and I love that his novellas have been the same way.

"The Clapper" by Dito Montiel

Sooo Montiel is the author and director of "A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints", which I have only seen and have yet to read, but I was at the library and recognized his name and went ahead and grabbed it and....it was awesome.

The book is about this random guy, Eddie Rumble, who ends up in the "career" of being paid to sit through infomercials and horrible sitcoms for a few bucks. The whole point of his career involves using different disguises so people don't catch onto the fact these people are paid to do this over and over on different shows, so that people watching think the laughs are real or whatever.

Well, Jay Leno's people notice Eddie in multiple audiences, wearing all different stuff, and he quickly becomes known as "the clapper".

That's most of the plot, but the story is amazing, and the humor is too. I'm embarrassed to say I actually laughed out loud this morning at one point, in the office nonetheless.

And after reading this one, I can only hope it too will be made into a film.

"Trading Up" by Candace Bushnell

Same lady again as Sex and the City, and I suppose I didn't publish a post about Lipstick Jungle, but I have also read that one.

I like all of these stories about upbeat Manhattanites, but I'll admit I was pretty anxious reading this one - as in it was so long and I just wanted to put it down and I was getting pretty annoyed with the main character.

This one was about Janey Wilcox, a Victoria's Secret fashion model who settles in marrying someone, for reasons unknown to the reader - she admits she doesn't particularly love him and he's not the richest of the choices she has had. I had a really hard time getting into this character, mostly because she was a brat. I mean she was literally dirt - who was basically just concerned about her image as a status-climber, and would do anything to get there.

I wouldn't really say the book was bad, I would just say that it's hard to really understand what the point to it is - and maybe there isn't one. Don't read it if you don't have forever, it's a long one.

"The Woman Who Wouldn't" by Gene Wilder

That's right - THE Gene Wilder wrote this book. I have to say, for a little ole novella, it was an adorable book, and I feel like there was so much Gene in it. The story is about a concert violinist who just goes off his rocker for no real reason, in the early 1900s, and he's sent to a health institution in Germany.

There he meets a prim and proper lady, who is wonderful. He soon discovers she is there because she has cancer (sound familiar) and they get married, and I just can't tell you the ending. I refuse.

Something about this book was sooo Gene and Gilda. I'm a huge fan of the both, and adoring of the relationship they had. It's almost hurtful to read this book simply because in some ways you feel like Gene is talking about her.

But I would recommend it, it's fabulous.

"Will Storr v. The Supernatural" by Will Storr

Okay, okay, we all know that I'm a ghost fanatic. And have every right to be. I was quite astounded with this book, though. Really!

I've read a number of books from ghost hunters, demonologists, you name it. They usually are pretentious, and extremely defensive about what they do. Will Storr is an English journalist who fell into ghost hunting, basically, and was never completely convinced. He had a number of experiences with a number of supernaturally-inclined throughout the world, and he leaves it up to the reader to decide.

I found his story a little more genuine because he specifically said that he went in as a skeptic and came out "not sure." That's it. He explains theories, but never really pushes them on the reader. He admits when there are things he can't explain, and things no one else was able to as well.

I think I found this book a little more scary because of all of this. As much as I would love to believe everything I hear, I know this ghost world a little too well, and know that there are some fakes out there. I'm a little more caught up in the science and evidence part of it all, which made this book awesome for me.

I think this book would be a good read, even for skeptics.

"Born Standing Up" by Steve Martin

Ever since I saw this book when it came out last year (maybe around Christmas?) I've wanted to read it. But, alas, I don't get much reading time during the school year.

Anyways, it was one of the first books I added to my library list early this summer, and just now got it from the library on Monday. It has every right to be a popular book.

Steve Martin talks about what all it took to get him into stand up, for him to realize it's his calling, and actually didn't talk too much about the high point - which usually makes it all the more interesting. We all have a pretty good idea of what happened after SNL and all the movies, but it's always fun to see a celebrity and learn what happened that got them there.

He seems to have an infectious sense of humor, that inserts itself throughout the book, and he has a great way of reminding us that celebrities, too, have their struggles.
Check it out when you have the time.

"The Painted Veil" by W. Somerset Maugham

Loved this book! I will have to see the film to see if it lives up to the book, but gosh, I really need to quit reading all of these love stories.

Anyways, the book ( set in the 1920s in London) is about a woman who is absolutely gorgeous and has her choice of suitors, waits too long and ends up settling at the age of 25 for someone who is rather plain and ordinary. He soon takes a job in Hong Kong, where she will take a lover.

When the husband discovers that she is having an affair, he gives her a choice to run off with her lover (knowing that her lover is married and would never divorce his own wife) or to join him on a trip to a Cholera-infected mainland of China. She tries to talk her lover into taking her, but he lets her down - and she sees him for the rat he always was.

She soon joins her husband on the trip, believing that he wants her to get Cholera and die for her atrocities. What unfolds is true love, albeit a little too late.

I would recommend reading it - it's a quickie!

"The Shining" by Stephen King

I know, I know. I just watched the movie, and I did all of this because I saw the Stanley hotel on Ghost Hunters. Don't really care what you think, but what I do care is that this story seems to be scary not just because of the ghostly happenings.
I think King's idea that a father could go crazy and try to kill his family (and yikes! it really does happen from time to time...) is one of the scariest things that could possibly happen. As much as I have a serious fear of serial killers, the thought of someone close to me losing it and doing such things is far more terrifying.
This, for me, is about as terrifying as the concept illustrated in Thomas Harris' "Red Dragon" - this notion of one person being able to take out many, without any sort of superhuman strength. I know a lot of people didn't really care about Red Dragon, but the ideal of a serial killer being able to kill 5 people within a matter of minutes is definitely something to be afraid of - especially because there are so few defenses.
I don't want to get off subject, but I guess for me what really makes this book good is not the parts about the dead woman in the bathtub, or the hedge animals, but the mere fact that anyone at any time could go insane and kill their family - regardless of what drives them to do it. Ironically, I just saw an E! THS on Andrea Yates yesterday....
I will have to go ahead and give props to the movie, however, because it followed the storyline very closely. I enjoy that a lot, although it's better to read the book first if that kind of thing is going to happen..... needless to say, if you haven't read the book or seen the movie, go ahead and read the book and then see the movie. If you have seen the movie, don't worry about it.
Good stuff.

"Love the One You're With" by Emily Griffin

This book was solely for us chicks - it falls right in line with things like Sex and the City and Confessions of a Shopaholic.
And I have to say that I don't usually read books with pink or pastel covers (surprising, I know, because I love pink and pastels.... and I'm a complete girly girl) but this one really did tug at my heart, so I might just have to start.
Anyways, it takes us through the story of Ellen and Andy, newlyweds. Ellen is living her dream in New York City - she's a renowned photographer, she has the absolutely perfect (and rich) husband, and she is happy as all can be. Soon, she runs into Leo, her ex-boyfriend from ages ago that brought out the worst in her. Yet, as she describes, her relationship with Leo was always intense. She soon finds herself wondering what might have been - even though it was almost inevitably never going to work.
I sort of wondered if Griffin was inspired by Sex and the City, because the picture was all-too-reminiscent of Carrie when she is cheating on Aidan with Mr. Big. I can't tell you whether or not Ellen actually cheats on her husband, but the tug at her heart was imbearable. Remember how you yelled at Carrie for being so stupid for giving up the perfect guy, yet you know she had something so real with Mr. Big? This book plays on just that.
I'm not going to tell you who she ends up with, so I'm going to recommend that you take the time to read this one for yourself.

Madame Bovary

I definitely had to read this book in high school, but I find that any book is automatically more enjoyable when you aren't being forced to read it.
Madame Bovary is the story of Emma, a beautiful countrygirl. Set in France in the 1800s, Emma marries a dull doctor named Charles, and finds herself longing for more romance and the luxuries described in her imaginative novels.
She soon finds a lover to give her everything she desired, but he eventually leaves her. She then moves onto another lover. I can't tell you much more, I would never give away the ending.
One of my favorite things about Madame Bovary is that is seems to be a timeless piece. Read it and you'll find many of the themes reminiscent of current times - in a world where worldly goods are of extreme importance. The focus on luxury out of one's reach seems to ring particularly true with the state of the US - as the average American has how many dollars in debt now?
I definitely recommend this one. You'll be shocked at the eeriness of the timeless traits.